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VEGAS BABY

Hello to my fellow Frustrated Married Guys. Welcome to my new blog.

Currently, I am sitting in my hotel room at The Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas getting ready for what I hope to be another great show. I am working with two great comedians Rob Magnotti and Joey Vega both of whom are extremely talented and very cool people. One thing you have to remember about traveling to Vegas when you are married is that you have to abide by the rules and regulations the wife gives you before you leave. For example, no strip clubs, no strippers to the room, no major gambling to try and help the economy, no strippers, and for Gods sake NO HOOKERS!!!!!. The wife could be such a downer huh?

Yet one of the things I forgot when you travel is how many times a day you must check in with the wife. I mean I understand that there isn't much to do on the road, but do I really need to speak with the wife 10 times a day? I get that we should call and say good morning and good night and sometimes even a quick hello, but 10 times? Isn't that excessive? Sometimes when we speak for the umpteenth time, there is an odd silence on the other end of the phone for a while. Why? Because we just spoke 3 minutes before. I am not saying I don't love my wife but just saying maybe we should start texting instead?

More thoughts to come soon from "The Frustrated Married Guy."

 

Danny Hizami